sirblogsalot | 16th March

[Look who is texting even though they're in the same apartment.]

Do you know someone called Arthur Conan Doyle?

[Well if Sherlock's not going to bother to walk a few steps to be in the same room as John, he's not going to bother either. Text it is.]

The author?

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text; crap pretend all the others have the SH

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text; John knows who this is anyway

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text; but what if he doesn't?

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text [1/2]; he can read caller ID

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text; lies Sherlock must identify himself at all times

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text; I figured that's what you meant XD

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Sorry to bother you, but when you're free send me a text back. Got something to ask you.

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What do you want?
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text; START POKING HIM SHERLOCK

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text; wow you say that, but those icon words

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text; you should know better than to take my keywords seriously

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We have a problem.

[Would you look at that, John is in control of his phone for once!]

What sort of problem?

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[Somehow Tony found out. Don't ask how, he's worse than Mycroft in some respects.]

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[What the hell?

This is meant for Sherlock, right? He's the one who usually gets threats in the post.

No, it says John Watson so it's clearly for him. Apparently he's managed to upset Iron Man, that guy who didn't really seem all that bad when they met in that dream... by flirting with Pepper. Wow. Well, he won't be putting the moves on someone already taken. That much was decided once he found out that Pepper isn't single. It was an honest mistake, in his opinion, and Tony's response is quite excessive. Yet because there's really nothing to say in return, John won't be making a big deal of this, nor will he be responding to the letter. It will just forever remain in his mind as 'that one time Iron Man sent me a somewhat unsettling threat.'

...Also, rude. He's left-handed, you jerk.]

I just met a dragon on the street and talked to it.

As if this world couldn't get any stranger already, christ.

[Judging so hard.]

Do you want a prize for that?
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[after this because Sherlock is a jerk. we're backdating to talk about sherlock for no good reason]

Is your friend Sherlock always so... demanding when it comes to his interactions with other people?

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[Talking about Sherlock for no good reason is basically John's life in a nutshell, so...]

Yes. What's he done this time?

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Dr. Watson? This is Dr. Kimishima. I am here at the Caduceus Hospital Morgue where an individual claims to have been given permission to deliver a corpse to you. He hasn't provided any paper or clearance on this matter. I should like you to confirm what he is saying and provide proof. Thank you.

[There is really only one person who would steal a corpse and identify John as an excuse/accomplice. It should be outrageous and John should, by all means, say that this is unauthorized, but then he would be the one to suffer going home to an angry and bored Sherlock. John knows how to pick his fights.]

Is the individual's name Sherlock Holmes?

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If you're reading this, Sherlock, put it back down and let John see this.

I should probably warn you that what Sherlock did was on the Dreamberries. Everyone saw it.

GL

[He will probably regret asking this, but...]

What exactly did he do?

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[During his conversation to Aang about Sokka's death.]

Meet me at the lake that has the monster who I assume is called Nessie. I have a case.
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[He won't be replying because he expects John to drop whatever he's doing and join him.]

[After all this time, John somehow still expects that Sherlock will properly respond to texts and not hang up on important calls.]

What is it?

[Answer or not, he begs off from work and leaves the hospital to join Sherlock at the lake anyway. ~~keywords.~~]

you deduce good

Couldn't find Other-Sherlock. Might be gone.

Happy Birthday.

[Tact, he has it.]

[It's the news he's been dreading, and hearing it from another Holmes somehow makes it seem all the more real. On the bright side, if it can be counted as such, there's a surprise that he hadn't been expecting. His Sherlock couldn't be bothered to even remember his own damn birthday.]

Thanks. Other-John's birthday is today too?

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I'm sorry for disturbing you, John, but can I ask for a favour?

Sure. What is it?

[Oh, so that's where Shane's been all week. John didn't even notice he was gone, but he doesn't exactly make a habit of checking his Dreamberry obsessively.]

Where are you?

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NO REGRETS also dated prior to Howard leaving

it's probably the most interesting letter John has ever recieved.

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NOT HERE AND I KNOW IT'S NOT THE 14TH YET

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