16th March

[sirblogsalot]

Voicemail

Hello, you've reached the voicemail of Doctor John Watson. I can't come to the phone right now, so please leave a brief message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Thanks.

[He might actually get back to you... but there is a 50% chance that Sherlock will answer instead. Are you feeling lucky?]

Comments

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[sirboastsalot]

What makes you think I didn't?
SH

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Prior experience.

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[sirboastsalot]

What's that supposed to mean?
SH

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[sirblogsalot]

It means that you never ask nicely.

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[sirboastsalot]

What does it matter whether it's said nicely or not?
SH

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[sirblogsalot]

It helps people decide whether to give you what you want or not.

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[sirboastsalot]

I've always gotten what I wanted eventually.
SH

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[sirblogsalot]

Doesn't your way take more time and effort?

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[sirboastsalot]

Dealing with idiots always takes time and effort.
SH

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[sirblogsalot]

Is that why you're texting me from your room?