16th March

[sirblogsalot]

Voicemail

Hello, you've reached the voicemail of Doctor John Watson. I can't come to the phone right now, so please leave a brief message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Thanks.

[He might actually get back to you... but there is a 50% chance that Sherlock will answer instead. Are you feeling lucky?]

Comments

text; /SHAKES FIST

[amygdalae]

You really shouldn't be stealing John's phone.

[Just to... put it there...]

text; B(

[sirboastsalot]

Hardly, it was just lying there.
SH

text; B|

[amygdalae]

Lying doesn't suit you, Mr. Holmes.

text;

[sirboastsalot]

With what evidence are you accusing me of lying?
SH

[Because it's actually true that John leaves his phone lying around for Sherlock to find.]

text;

[amygdalae]

[Shhhh he doesn't know okay.]

[MENTALLY SIGHING.]

Could I trouble you to pass his phone back to him, then?

text;

[sirboastsalot]

He isn't in the room.
SH

[Translation: I am bored and cannot be bothered going over to him to give him his phone back.]

text; START POKING HIM SHERLOCK

[amygdalae]

Well. I guess I can put my question off for next time then. Sorry to trouble you, Mr. Holmes.

text; wow you say that, but those icon words

[sirboastsalot]

Then do think twice before bringing the inane to me next time.
SH

text; you should know better than to take my keywords seriously

[amygdalae]

Of course. Sorry again.